The tabloids are convinced that sparkle vamp Robert Pattinson and costar Kristen Stewart are in love. So is our body language "expert" Tiara Dew Dots. She knows exactly what RPatz and KStew are thinking, based solely on snaps from Comic-Con.






TDD: Robert pretends not to care as his ONE TRUE LOVE, Kristen, leans in to his rival, the Buff Werewolf. His arms are crossed: He's Pissed. But also protecting himself. His heart. New Moon swoon! His shoulders lean away from Kristen, because he's angry that she is hurting him. But his hips remain close -- magnetically attracted to her. Kristen nonchalantly looks out and away from Robert, avoiding eye contact. She's sort of giving him the finger, and giggling about it. The girl just doesn't give a fuck. She bares her tattooed belly and has her sunglasses ready, in case she needs to split. Meanwhile, the Buff Werewolf keeps his hands near his fly, indicating that he's prepared to have intercourse with her at a moment's notice.

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Chi ha inventato la frase

"vissero felici e contenti" meriterebbe

di essere preso a calci in culo,

violentemente.




bitch, Freddie Mercury's mine!



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